Rambler 112

This will be the last entry until about mid-August. We are taking a trip and will not have access to our computer

The post office used to have a "dead letter office." Now that the USPS is closing some post offices, there will be dead office letters.

Our city has a successful recycling operation for grass and plant clippings, leaves, etc. It is so successful that they are considering opening a shavings and loam. (If there is enough interest)

Congressional candidates will meet in Blowing Rock, NC, to plan their campaign strategy.

There once was a collector of phones
All of them with different tones
When a call would come in
There was a terrible din
Resulting in neighborhood moans

The new car we bought came with a valet key. We're still waiting for the valet.

We are selling our Halloween items. We hope to get boo book prices.

Stoolies will be meeting in Flushing, NY.

People who train falcons and eagles will be trying out for the new TV program: America Has Talons.

During the bad weather, the cowboy was looking for all day reins.

I always tore my pants on the playground at school. My parents bought some heavy blue jeans to prevent the tears. They said I could wear the "recess"ive jeans in our family.

I propose a Hyper Bowl for Congress. The best hyperbole wins.

Now that the new regime is in, it appears we will soon be into taxed messaging.

There are think tanks for government activities. Are there stink tanks for deodorant companies?

My wife said: "If you don't eat your fruit, I'll have to hit you with an ugli stick."

Isn 't it amazing how streets have the depressions for manhole covers and water access directly in line with your tires? (Gives you a let down feeling.)

After reading Consumer Reports' evaluation of refrigerators, I wondered why manufacturers list the capacities about 20 percent larger than reality. (Could it be caused by emulating government officials?)