I was able to have my Tom Tom communicate with my computer. Whatever happened to smoke signals?
I don't watch Fox News. I am more interested in wolves.
Years ago, a car might last 5-6 years or 100,000 miles. Today, car companies may not last that long.
It sure is comforting to have a translator speaking for the White House-explaining what Biden and others have said or meant to say. It would be demoralizing if those people were actually saying what they think. (The ability to think is yet to be proven in some instances.)
Energy Conservationists are meeting in Kenetic, OK. (There is a motion to start a new frenetic movement.)
There once was a man from Maine
Who to write humor decided to train
In writing his pun
His mind it spun
Trying to find the right refrain
There are proposals for a second Stimulus Bill. The first round of pork hasn't reached the tables yet and it's time for seconds?
A new pump company has opened in a rural area near St. Cloud, MN. They propose the following ad: please call for our suck cess.
Hershey is sponsoring a new TV program: "Candied Camera." (It will tape humor from the dark side.)
The Madoff family is starting a retail venture: Scam's Clubs.
Beefeaters Gin is going through some hard times. They are asking for some pork.
With a new stimulus package I might just by me a new outdoor grill. Some of that Pork might just come my way.
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I meant to spell buy instead of by. Sometimes my fingers type faster than I can think.
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