A local restaurant opened that has only height impaired people working there. Its two short, short, order cooks stand on the counter on either side of the cooking surface resulting in the eatery being name: Gnome, Gnome on the Range.
Corsage manufacturers will meet in Lapel, IN. (Most members are fully vested)
There once was a man who could cast
Into waters narrow and vast
But from the bridge the water he did miss
Resulting in sparks and electrical hiss
And that cast was his last
Bigamist-Italian rain
The history of Attila is being reviewed. His well known sense of humor may result in revising his name to Attila the Fun.
After I am berated, can I improve my standings?
Hay can burst into flames through spontaneous combustion. I think our Congressmen experience spendaneous compulsion.
I had a fit of uncontrollable laughing. When I went to see my psychiatrist he ordered an emergency hysteriaectomy. (The last laugh was on him)
New roads will be built at ground level to allow uncurbed subsidies.
In the 1970's when we lived in Middleton, WI, a local businessman erected a windmill to generate electricity for his motel complex. I wonder how many times this investment has been recouped.
Red Lobster is advertising its ultra fresh sea food dinners. I ordered shrimp scamper.
My wife wanted to buy a cured ham. I said no, we don't know what it was cured of.
I had a pointed discussion with my acupuncturist.
The waitress asked if I wanted a tossed salad. I said I would prefer one that had been caught..
Good blog as usual. You never really know if a ham is fully cured or just partially cured. It might have had cancer, especially if it was smoked.
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