Does the thrower of a spear tire?
Do politicians take a special course in taxidermy so they can skin us alive?
In hockey, rink has its privileges.
When he joined the car company, they put him on the instrument panel.
The International Antique Clock Collectors' Convention will be held in Winder, GA.
There once was a man from Peru
Who only rode his emu
One day he felt strange
And he made a change
He decided to ride something gnu
The chairman of the Beef Council said he would not be cowed by current opinion.
He was dismembered from the local undertakers association.
When I was younger, I had no illusions about becoming a magician.
When I see the bulk packs of diapers and toilet paper being carried out of the big box stores, it makes me think sales are behind.
I went to the hardware store and asked for something to trim trees. They said they had pruning shears. I asked for apple.
Around the World in 80 Days has a sequel, Around the World in 80 Microseconds.
Now that I am retired, all of my camping is in the past tents.
Horticulturists claim that famine is only two blight years away.
Pall mall-large funeral home
All politicians probably do take courses in taxidermy. They get their training from skinning pigs to get the pork to send to their districts.
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