Rambler 96

Two Lane University is expanding to Four Lane.

The hydrogen bomb was tested on Bikini Atoll. Now Bikini Atoll is no atoll at all.

After the nasty email message I received, I had to check my computer for byte marks.

Our son and his wife bought a new pet, a Honda Elephant.

The two speakers, Reed and Pelosi, seem to be suffering from hoof in mouth disease of late.

There once was a man from Spain
Who loved to play in the rain
One day there was a deluge
From which there was no refuge
Resulting in him being washed down the drain

There will be a seminar for Custom's Agents in Tariffville, CT. A spokesman said it's their duty to attend.

I would like to see a dwarf grass invented that grows to a height of 3" and stops.

I think the running of the bull began in Washington, DC, not Spain.

Sardinic-cynical comments made with small words sardonic

In the paper there is often a blurb about an item that is incorrect. Is the retraction printed the next day a sublurb?

Is an ice cube larger than a square meal?

He is a Poetry Society bard member.

The Mayo Clinic has banned mustard and ketchup.

When driving, a good thing about coming to a stop is being able to make a fresh start.