The Porta Potty Association is meeting in Potts Camp, MS. (Site was selected because of many toad stools in the area.)
Debonair-prominent young lady on oxygen
My eye doctor asked if I wanted to join a focus group. (We didn't see eye to eye.)
It sure doesn't seem to make sense cutting teacher positions when 25% or more of high school students drop out. We have an education problem; let's make it worse. (Someone must not have studied history.)
Columbus discovered America because he didn't stop to ask for directions.
Some molds can kill you, some can save you. Molds are required to make cheese. A mold is the source of penicillin. Other molds can cause respiratory problems. When they say, “when you were born, they threw away the mold,” be sure to ask which mold.
There once was a man with a sneeze
Caused by pollen and things in the breeze
One fateful day
He faced the wrong way
And blew himself into the seas
(I kept waiting for this ad during the campaign) I am a chiropractor and I approve this massage.
Does acid reflux qualify as recycling?
When it comes to inventorying, Harley Davidson was first with cycle count.
Because of the avian flu, raisers of chickens have to think outside the pox.
As my hair continues to thin: toupee, or not toupee that is the question.
New churches are being designed without front seats-since no one sits in them anyway.
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