Rambler 94

For many, wedding banns should be wedding bans.

Erudiet-well researched and intelligent food consumption plan. erudite

One scientist is saying the swine flu may have been created. Isn't that interesting? Suddenly Tamiflu works. Makes one wonder. It might make the "Whose Flu."

CPA's are planning a Sum It Meeting.

There is a new cooking with wine book by Betty Crocked.

A local breeder of rabbits is seeking an assistant with some hare raising experience.

Podiatrists are meeting in Lamed, KS. They hope the national headquarters will foot the bill.

There once was a maker of stew
Who threw most anything in the brew
Once he took a taste
His face the color of paste
When he found he'd thrown in a shoe

The history of wine making is detailed in the book: Planet of the Grapes.

Julliard School says the formula for a successful opera is:
Aria=pitchXrange.

I have picked up 20 rug samples from a local dealer. If I can get about 20 more, my floor will be covered.

When I listen to Congressmen speak I am reminded of the Wizard of Ooze.

Can you be a census counter if you are missing any fingers or thumbs?

I believe it was Churchill who said not to use a preposition to end a sentence with. I guess it shows the subject he was into.

Congress has passed a bill to change Cape Cod to Cape Fish. After removing the swine from Swine Flu, they felt the need to be politically correct.