Rambler 91

Prostate surgeons are meeting in Waterflow, NM.

Another health supplement, Hydroxycut, was taken off the market. Snake oil is still not subject to FDA approval. But then items subject to FDA approval are still suspect.

There once was a man from Monroe
Who like to play in the snow
He was near a deep drift
When the wind did shift
And buried him from head to toe

Hamlet-pork under $1 billion

When I was younger, I used to jump to contusions.

When it comes to security lapses, credit card companies are becoming too big for their breeches.

I went to the State Department and said I wanted to create anarchy. They assigned me a chaos worker.

A new computer screen has been prepared for the protection of our Congressmen when they are caught choking on their words. It is called the ham click maneuver.

Subterfudge-trickery involving candy (I will occasionally alter a word slightly to satisfy my whims. When I do so, I will list the original word after).
subterfuge

Why do they call it canning when it is put in a Mason Jar?

Our local weatherman was making his blooms day predictions.

The new stadium requires the successful team to go through the win tunnel.

I have always wondered about the quality of searsucker suits.