Rambler 90

The National Distillers Association is meeting in Temperance, MI.

I purchased some self protection equipment at my local Mace Hardware.

It sure is nice that a flu came along that Tamiflu might work on. Since it was 97% ineffective on the normal flu last winter, it makes one wonder. Lobbyists or effectiveness, which was the cause of more doses being made?

The scientist who discovered the subatomic particle was Quark Kent.

A new book has been published: "Common Scents." I immediately place an odor for a copy.

We are carefully watching the not country specific and non animal specific flu. Isn't political correctness nice? We don't know what country not to visit and what animal not to associate with to protect ourselves but we must protect Mexico and pork producers.

There once was a collector of books
Who filled all crannies and nooks
It was much too late
When he computed the weight
And now in the basement he looks

The new fabric maker has issued dyer warnings.

The new, long awaited, documentary on the housing mortgage scandal is hitting the stands: "Bleaker House." In it Frank and Dodd are given the Dickens.

News: late breaking item indicates the Swine was removed from Swine Flu at the urging of Congressmen. They were afraid those getting the virus would think it came from the pork they brought home.

The psychiatrist said the math professor had periods of lucid integrals.

I have taken out a new policy on my 401K-collusion insurance.

I only hear of Chapter 7 or Chapter 11 Bankruptcies. What happens in the rest of the book?

Crisco has been named lard of the fries for its second straight year. (Prior to that, it has been slipping in the polls.)

Congress is a good example of: "too many crooks in the kitchen spoiling just about everything."

I don't think anyone in the Washington, DC, Area believes in the truth fairy.