The scientist couldn't determine the DNA makeup of the new virus. It has been deemed an unchained malady.
Washington, DC, once called Camelot during the Kennedy Administration has been renamed Hamalot.
Mocksville, NC, will host the National Mimes Convention this year.
Is the line through your hair to the scalp a post partem depression?
At a meeting recently someone mentioned that children today are not learning cursive writing. As they begin school, they are text messaging. When they are on the computer they are typing. All of this is printing. They probably won't learn cursive writing until they are old enough to understand what our government has done to them over the past few years.
A vet went back to Viet Nam for a visit. He stayed with Tran Ngyen during his visit. He was in good shape except for extreme sensitivity of his teeth. After a pleasant visit he returned home only to find he had left his meds in Viet Nam. He then texted an urgent message: "Have Tran send dental medication." (Something to think about)
Foreclosures are so bad in our area they're considering fiveclosures.
Once while fishing in a lagoon
I looked up at a beautiful moon
After a great big plop
My face I did mop
To remove the fruit of the loon.
Palomino-mi amigo
The dealer said I needed to buy a tuning fork for my Hummer.
I experienced my best wurst days while stationed in Germany: bratwurst, blotwurst....
Toastmasters International is considering a Bagelmasters International Division.
The new flying species is a hybird.
Speaking of hair I am envious of the people whose hair turned gray. Mine just turned loose.
ReplyDeleteWhen my hair turned gray, my son said it made me look extinguished. Since then, my hair and I have had a parting of the ways, so to speak.
ReplyDeleteSteve
with all the politician's pockets being Cramalot
ReplyDeleteWell said. Haven't head from you in a while.
ReplyDeleteSteve