Local News: Every time the chimes are played at the church on the south side of St. Cloud there are moans and yells. Repeated checks of the area can't find the cause. Police are calling it a chime scream investigation.
A new mouthwash for Congressmen to use before hearings-Blisterine. Alternative is Scape (goat).
In high school, he was voted most likely to secede.
It was sure nice to see that Police Captain in San Francisco who lit in to the reporters about their stupid questions. One of his police officers had been killed by the felon they were chasing. The same felon was up on two other felony charges but still out on bail. The captain said the questions should be: why wasn't the felon in jail, and who were the judges who let him out on bail?
The Mixed Nut Canners will meet in Almond, WI, this July.
If you use a geiger counter does it tell you when you have enough?
Deep water still runs.
After the recent gatherings on tax day, maybe April 15th will become Teatotalers Day.
I saw a log truck lumbering down the road.
When it came to fishing on a boat, he was an outcast. (He went overboard in his purchase of new equipment.)
I bought my new fishing license. It sure is hard to put a license on, those fish are so slippery.
There once was a seer named Nostradamus
Whose predictions became quite famous
While completing a quatrain
He was hit by a train
A prediction that will remain anonymous
Rehearse-putting the body back in the transport vehicle after the church service. Gives a whole new meaning to wedding rehearsal.
The National Forestry Service said it is time to spruce up our forests.
regarding the police captain and reporters, don't you just wonder what happened to common sense and as plain as the nose on your face. Reporters and the general public who believes every thing they hear need a large lesson in logic or just go back under their shade tree and quit trying to participate.
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