Because of the volume of pork use in that area, WalMart is opening a Ham's Club in Washington, DC. WalMart management said it is for the convenience of the elected officials. Packing and shipping services will be provided to allow pork products to be shipped to their home states.
The AKC has developed two new breeds of dogs to help protect gardens: the melon collie, and the gourder collie.
Transplant Surgeons are convening in Organ, NM. They said the advanced registrations were heartening.
Caviar producers, working with the veterinarian organization has developed a new supplement to increase sturgeon output- Roegain.
The producer on CBS who kept canceling soap operas was fired because he was deemed a serial killer.
A newly elected official going to DC is a good example that one good apple cannot unrot the barrel.
It had been nearly 5 months since the election in MN and the senatorial position still hadn't been decided. At least there has been 1 less senator to add to the problems in DC during this period.
In addition to requiring car mileage reports a report of time idling in traffic will be required. Mileage that should have been traveled in the idle time will be included in taxed miles.
The trigonometry teacher told his students when homework was due and that there would be no secant chances.
There once was a man from Cuba
Who was known for the play of his tuba
While passing some gas
A match he did pass
And he is now found in Aruba
The spooksman for the Paranormal Society said they will have a spirited meeting.
Because of the banking crisis, Congress has approved the mergers and inquisitions.
Long lines at the food banks are leading to bread scrums.
I am starting a wind power fan club.
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