Rambler 84

Due to economic downturn, Fund Managers and Executive Placement Firms are combining to form Hedge Hunters.

I think the recent spending bills were covered in that book: "A Farewell to Arms (and Legs)", by Ernest Spendingway.

The Doublespeak Society will meet in Candor, NC.

There once was a man from Kalamazoo
Who's hobby was playing a kazoo
While playing in a breeze
He had a terrific sneeze
And he blew his kazoo in two

Antidisestablishmentarianism-is there a "pro" version of this word?

Is the electric bill "the charge of the light brigade? "

The caretakers at the beach were trying to clear up a problem of green growth on the sand. They said it is a serious case of crab gas.

The United States Postal Service, from its HQ in Stamps, Arkansas, said a price increase may be necessary. (That was the almost humor part) This is probably was caused by their employee home purchase plan that lost millions. (Interesting that AIG employees cannot be paid $1 million or more because they are receiving taxpayer support, but the USPS is losing money and is apparently paying a number of managers a million or more. When they raise rates, aren't the taxpayers (us) paying the bill?) Help waste out stamps.

Tattoo-accutincture

When I was young, my parents taught me the tickle down theory.

A local speech pathologist has been accused of giving his patients lisp service.

If you sit by baseball managers, you are faced with spit second decisions.

The dieter said her weight problem was her Achilles Meal.

The football stadium "The Sugar Bowl" has been renamed the 'Corn Syrup Bowl." (Sugar growers are raising cane.)

About every other month, North Korea seems to be "out to launch."