I now have to report the mileage on my stationary bike each year so I can pay taxes on the miles I would have ridden on roads. (I wonder what other taxes will be peddled.)
There once was a man from Decatur
Who told his wife he'd rate her
After listing her flaws
There was a long pause
And now it's time for him to inter
Rearing a child used to be a meaningful term-when a pat on the rear could result in directional adjustment. (Back then, that was the only SWAT Team required.)
Should we modify the phrase: "another nail in the coffin?" I haven't seen any coffins with nails for many years. (But I haven't been in a coffin in that time either)
With my use of oxygen each time I enter a church it's time for a "hose on a." (Say it fast a few times)
The Casual Male annual sales meeting will be held in Tuxedo Park, NY. (The date can't be tied down)
I think it's time for non conformists to unite.
I think the new fuel being recommended and funded by the stimulus bill is pork grease.
The water level is dropping in Lake Superior and Lake Michigan. Some scientists blame it on global warming. Others say it is due to the ground elevating-similar to foam rubber-recovering from the ice age 12,000 years ago. (Talk about a late spring!)
Sealy said a number of mattress employees are being laid off. They are hoping for an enlarged prostrate population so they can call workers back.
Diverse-poem recited at your funeral
The politician was very agile. He was able to quickly remove either foot from his mouth.
People in rock houses shouldn't throw glasses.
Certain hedge fund managers are racking up frequent fleer miles.
The cloning of sheep is a bleatant miscarriage of science.
Is a new financial theory a premisary note?
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