Leather makers were experiencing deterioration of some of their works. After and in depth study it was found that the bad leather was cured about spring time. The warning went out to all leather companies: "Beware the hides of March."
The above was submitted by the Procrastinators' Club which is why it was published in April.
I attended a Rodney Dangerfield seminar on insults. After two days, I was at the head of the crass.
There used to be a system of checks and balances. Now it is rubber checks and negative balances.
When we reach 10 trillion in debt, do Chinese collection agencies call demanding their money?
The new worker at the dairy was a prodigy-a cheese whiz.
There once was a guru of political ethics
Who was asked to make his candidate picks
He reviewed the slate
With corruption innate
His final picks were nix
The local vineyard said the new worker in the grape mashing department was a "walk on." (They will make a decision later on paying the fruition for his training.)
The two items above were to reduce the unemployment rate. (Or hire learning)
The black tie gathering of business scions will be in Hicksville, NY.
Hansel and Gretel may have used croutons, not bread crumbs.
The villain's statement in old movies has been updated from: "Curses foiled again" to "Curses Saran Wrapped again."
The apprentice seasoning chef, on a thymed exercise, caught the first sage coach from out of town.
A new book by Ernestine Hemingway has been published: “The Old Man and the Seam.”
When China's leader told their workers to get the lead out, they did. It was all sent to the USA in toys, electrical products, and other purchased items.
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