Rambler 78

The economy is so bad in our neighborhood that they foreclosed on my granddaughter's doll house.

When they say "transparent" in DC I can only think of my glasses on a sunny day and how dark they get. (The old saying: clear as mud comes to mind.)

Name changes due to the economy: Fled Ex

Mosquito bites are the luck of the draw. (Some draw flies)

Truck drivers are gathering in Colon, MI, for the Semi Colon Convention.

Let's see if I understand this. Fire arms are being banned in the U.S. to prevent them from getting into the hands of Mexican Drug Cartels? How are we protected as these cartels cross the border? I recommend that AG Holder get a summer home across the border from Juarez.

I tried a new cheese at a local dairy. It contained smoked salmon and was very runny. They named it the, “Lox Mess Muenster.”

College students were having trouble tapping their kegs for parties. One of them designed a tool to assist and named it the: Bung Hoe.

A major saber maker is cutting back on two edged swords. (What will the talking heads do now?)

Why don't they rename them the Down Jones and the NASDUCK?

Were chariots the first wheels of fortune?

Plankton-the weight of political promises

A new see through building for chicken raising has been developed-coop de glass. It was designed by a fryer at the local monastery.

He wrote about carbon monoxide under a nom de fume.

Before pens and typewriters, authors had to use a night quill to write after dark.

Now that voting is over, the multi million dollar machines which may or may not work will be put into storage until the next election. (They are probably being stored in Chad.)

This year, I wasn't invited to the golf ball, just to tee.

Is your scythe bigger than pop's sickle?

The St. Cloud Crematorium showed an increase in net urnings. Burials were down.