The brass section of the band was cited for a new drinking violation-tubal libation.
I was delighted when the power went out.
Question raised on the Discovery Channel: "Are volcanologists considered cone heads?"
"Alas poor yogurt, I chewed it well. "
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the sauna.
Perception Management Firms were mentioned in a Baldacci novel. These are companies that alter the view of the public through the release of false emails, erroneous news releases, etc., to distort the views of the readers. I believe such firms already exist-let me check my email.
Reese Witherspoon is vacationing in Big Fork, MT.
The man hit by the thrown can of soda has resulted in an all consuming pop tort in the local court. The defendant's lawyer is expected to file canned motions.
All that Twitters is not bold.
Headlines-wrinkles on the forehead
Magmafication-eruption of a volcano
Thomas Hardy’s "Jude the Obscure" was really a documentary on today’s politics.
The new book of lists on lisps lists Lizt.
A carpenter put a fireplace in the hen house and then flue the coop.
A local builder said that not all roofs are trussworthy.
The anesthesiologist practiced medicine under a pseudonumb.
My wife told me that I had folded the Afghan inside out and upside down. I told her that was knit picking.
Taxpayers need no fault insurance for protection from Congress. (Forget that, it would probably be insured by AIG. )
Do witches have covenants?
A friend of mine went to a company meeting and they told him, It is not who you are but how you are percieved." I told him that he should have said, "I perceive you all as idiots."
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