Sent from
my cattle prod: (does that make me a cow
poke?)
I am
having my canines removed. Also will
have my teeth checked.
R&R used to mean Rest and Recreation while in
the service. It now means Rant and Rave
in Washington.
We recently moved clocks ahead. So far, it has been Cloud Savings Time.
"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."- Jimi Hendrix
(Too bad elected officials don’t read and
understand this.)
Urinal makers are holding a symposium in Aimwell,
Alabama.
I wonder if we could have a conclave (similar to
the Pope’s election) of Congressmen and Senators. Lock them up and don’t let them out until a
solution is reached. (I’m sure there would
be plenty of smoke.)
There once was a man with a list
He checked the items in a mist
Mistaking a noun for a verb
Causing him to trip on a curb
And it was the ground he kissed
News
Headlines (possibly):
New
bridal gowns unveiled
St.
Louis-baseball season opener postponed due to the cardinals being in Italy
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