Sent from
my pacemaker: (trying to keep my finger on the pulse)
“Having
children is hereditary. If your parents
don’t have children, it’s not likely that you will.”-Source Unknown
If I
don’t think, am I not?
There one
was a famous gourmet
Who for
“the taste” was willing to pay
If the
food was poor
He was
shown the door
For on
the floor the food would lay
They said
last week’s snow storm brought D.C. to a halt.
I didn’t notice any difference.
The speed
with which rumors fly through the internet is covered in the new book:
“Gullible Travels.”
Based on
the direction our country is going we will need a “Bill of Lefts.”
Is the
national debt considered an aftermath?
News
Headlines (possibly):
Church
organ repair has members paying the piper
Boomerang sales on the come back
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