Sent from
my blood pressure monitor:
There was
a news item on the internet stating women use an average of 20,000 words a day
while men use 7,000. When my wife says
I’m not listening, I’ll just tell her the words have exceeded my listening
capacity. (No, I am not that stupid)
There once was a man in a storm
Use of an umbrella was the norm
A lightening stroke
Hit the poor bloke
Now he is in some place warm
Once in
speaking to our son, I said: “how stupid do you think I am?” He replied: “what are my choices?”
"Political
correctness is tyranny with manners."
- Charlton Heston
(1924-2008)
Gas City, Indiana, is sponsoring the national
bathroom spray symposium. (Smoking is
not allowed) A collection will be taken to fuel the local electric plant.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Rumors of
bed shortages debunked
Glue
makers sticking together to fight new regulations
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