Sent from
my crystal radio:
He cooked
on the graveyard shift at the diner. He
said he wanted to work for a fry by night outfit.
If you use a defibrillator are
you repulsed?
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own
ignorance."
- Will
Durant (Politicians could certainly use some education.)
Because of the restrictive gun laws in some states,
the sales of bows and arrows have increased.
Quiver limits of 10 arrows or less are being considered.
Corpse Pond, MI, will be the site of the National
Casket Makers display of new products.
(Customers can try them for fit and comfort.)
There
once was a man jumping rope
Staying
in shape was his hope
On the
rope he tripped
Onto his
back he flipped
Now a
month in the hospital to cope
News
Headlines (possibly):
Chain
manufacturer says internet sales down due to missing link
Ink maker
CEO paints a dark future for sales (He said it would be a blot on his record.)
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