Monday, February 25, 2013

Rambler 432



Sent from my crystal radio:

He cooked on the graveyard shift at the diner.   He said he wanted to work for a fry by night outfit.

If you use a defibrillator are you repulsed?

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance."
- Will Durant (Politicians could certainly use some education.)

Because of the restrictive gun laws in some states, the sales of bows and arrows have increased.   Quiver limits of 10 arrows or less are being considered.

Corpse Pond, MI, will be the site of the National Casket Makers display of new products.  (Customers can try them for fit and comfort.)

There once was a man jumping rope
Staying in shape was his hope
On the rope he tripped
Onto his back he flipped
Now a month in the hospital to cope

News Headlines (possibly):

Chain manufacturer says internet sales down due to missing link

Ink maker CEO paints  a dark future for sales  (He said it would be a blot on his record.)

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