Sent from
my wrist radio: (for you Dick Tracy fans)
When my
wife sees a mouse she travels at the speed of fright. (I barely eeked that one out.)
We spend
more time picking our noses than we do picking our politicians. (Results are similar. Nothing useful is the outcome.)
I called
the computer help desk. They told me to
open windows. I told him it’s below zero
here in Minnesota.
Some
mortgages are underwater. Some
mortgages in Florida are underground (sink holes).
Are blue
jeans made on the fly?
Having
children is hereditary.
St.
Cloud, MN, had a successful witches’ convention. It was standing broom only.
I have
plenty of “will power.” It’s “won’t
power” that I need.
If I ate
half a pear, did I eat a single?
If I get
into an argument about outdoor grills will I become embroiled?
He was
trying to have telescopic sights installed on his set of darts.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Backlash
expected on new fishing reel regulations
Poor
symphony practice leaves conductor harping
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