Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Rambler 431



Sent from my hair dryer

I was told that my gray hair and wrinkles make me look extinguished.

Driving today requires “Rules of Enragement.”

Do mattresses have offspring?

The chef was asked if he used herbs.  He said: “sparsely.”

The Pampers’ R&D Department is meeting in Leakesville, MS.  (Considered a stop gap solution)

There once was a man who fell ill
For which was prescribed a pill
He forgot to look
At what he took
And now they're reading his will
Is a sauna a place to gain self esteam?

Do fields have outcroppings?

News Headlines (possibly):

Seminar on fasteners riveting

Gallows makers at the end of their ropes

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