Monday, January 14, 2013

Rambler 420



New regulations have crutch manufacturers raising cane.

In 10 years will anyone understand the meaning of dialing?

Locally, a tattooed body builder was charged with flex messaging.

Footwear company says the new line of boots is a shoe in.

I think I got a raw deal at the Sushi Bar.

Retirement-much to do about nothing

"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart." - e e cummings (1894-1962)  (Sounds like our government)

People with gas problems are attending seminars in Windpassing, Upper Austria, Austria.  (Local weather report will reflect current wind direction)

The judge threw the Nook at him.  (Does that include sentencing or paragraphing?)

News Headlines (possibly):

Management shakeup at the Earthquake Center

Poor design of reins causes woes

Medicine recall creates headaches

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