We continue
to hear: “the weather is brought to you by…”
It leaves us wondering what kind of equipment they have to provide the
nice weather or deciding not to buy from them because of the weather they
brought.
A man
went to the doctor with severe abdominal pain.
He was checked thoroughly and was asked what he had eaten recently.
When the
Dr. was asked what was causing the pain he replied: “a gas-poor yogurt.”
"You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences
of avoiding reality." - Ayn Rand (1905-1982) Was she talking about our deficit spending?
The International Spelling Competition is taking
place in Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu,
New Zealand. (I wonder what size
envelope is needed for mail.) Will spell check handle that one?
News Headlines (possibly):
Mathematicians
multiplying
Trampoline
sales bouncing back this spring
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