Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Rambler 419



We continue to hear: “the weather is brought to you by…”  It leaves us wondering what kind of equipment they have to provide the nice weather or deciding not to buy from them because of the weather they brought.  

A man went to the doctor with severe abdominal pain.  He was checked thoroughly and was asked what he had eaten recently.  
When the Dr. was asked what was causing the pain he replied: “a gas-poor yogurt.”

"You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality." - Ayn Rand (1905-1982)  Was she talking about our deficit spending?

The International Spelling Competition is taking place in Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu, New Zealand.    (I wonder what size envelope is needed for mail.)    Will spell  check handle that one?

News Headlines (possibly):

Mathematicians multiplying

Trampoline sales bouncing back this spring

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