I watched a football bowl game. It must have been “The Soup Bowl” because
one team was creamed.
I know why the kids call me “Pops.” It’s the noise my knee makes.
Professional photographers are holding a convention
in Smiley, Texas.
He takes every supplement but the kitchen zinc.
Did King Arthur originate knight games?
“Angels
can fly because they take themselves lightly”-G.K. Chesterton
The other
day I was squirting Flonase up my nostrils and someone asked what it was. I told them it was an enema that I was
applying from the other end because I was out in public.
If
elected officials take us over the cliff, who is the designated diver?
News Headlines (possibly):
New hair
styles raise eyebrows
Upholstery
shops recovering (that was kind of tacky)
Chicago Cutlery taking a new stab at marketing
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