Monday, January 7, 2013

Rambler 418



I watched a football bowl game.   It must have been “The Soup Bowl” because one team was creamed.

I know why the kids call me “Pops.”  It’s the noise my knee makes.

Professional photographers are holding a convention in Smiley, Texas.

He takes every supplement but the kitchen zinc.

Did King Arthur originate knight games?

“Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly”-G.K. Chesterton

The other day I was squirting Flonase up my nostrils and someone asked what it was.  I told them it was an enema that I was applying from the other end because I was out in public.

If elected officials take us over the cliff, who is the designated diver?

News Headlines (possibly):

New hair styles raise eyebrows

Upholstery shops recovering    (that was kind of tacky)

Chicago Cutlery taking a new stab at marketing

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