If at first you don’t succeed, you probably won’t.
In Illinois felons don’t have to register their
weapons because it would violate their 5th amendment rights on
self-incrimination. I guess that just
leaves the law abiding owners to register theirs.
Could this be why Chicago set a record with 500 gun
homicides this year and 2500 plus shootings?
Mathematicians are conducting a picnic in Divide, MT. They are kind of negative about the numbers
attending.
A new broom sweeps
clean. -Unknown (doesn’t apply to witch
flyovers and is probably the cause of the song: “Bristle While You Work”)
The U.S.
Population has traded in its moral compass for a GPS without batteries.
If
medicaters medicate, do vegans vegetate?
How did
Santa complete all of the deliveries before the GPS was invented?
News
Headlines (possibly):
Local
morgue operating with a skeleton crew
The
conclusion of Daylight Savings Time is followed by days of morning
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