High fiber dieticians are holding seminars in
Oatmeal, Texas.
(Speeches are limited to 3 minutes)
"A clever man commits no minor blunders."-source
unknown
I was leading by a nose. But I blew it.
Do they
teach typing today with just thumbs?
I gave up
camping. Too many tents moments.
He would
have pleaded insanity but the voices told him not to.
They said
I have a split personality. We don’t
believe it.
Is a
check at a restaurant considered the aftermath?
On
Halloween we took our kids down Elm Street to Day Scare.
I didn’t
set the clock. But I still have time.
I’d give
a million dollars to be rich.
I was going
to vote, but elected not to.
I was the
designated cook, but it didn’t pan out.
He was
going to flip flop but changed his mind.
Two teams
to vote for Biden and Obama or Romney and Ryan. We either get R&R or BO.
He was
going to put money into savings but lost interest.
I am
taking a course in SCUBA Diving. My
mortgage is
Underwater.
Somebody
suggested I take up bird watching. Now
I attend badminton matches.
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