The National Cremation Association meets next week
in Asheville, NC. (The affair is
non-smoking.) Main topic will be the decline in urnings.
I am looking for someone to understand me. Then there would be two of us confused.
"You can't be late until you show up."-source
unknown
There is less than two weeks remaining of the
political TV torture.
There once was a man with a vice
Who would
never listen to advice
His face did whiten
While he continued to tighten
And on his fingers did turn thrice
(The
limerick writer has been suffering from “Rhymes Disease.”)
Naming a Hurricane “Sandy” is somewhat ironic since
it removes most of the sand from the beaches.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Sales of
pogo sticks up and down
Shortage
of pizza boxes to have a Domino effect
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