Following two weeks of banging on our roof and the
sides of the house, I am trying to get back into the humor mode.
I tried
joining the CIA. They said I would have
to start at the bottom. They put me in
culvert operations.
The AMA is conducting seminars in
Mesick, Michigan.
Blood is thicker than water. -- German
Proverb Water is thicker than blood in
Minnesota in the winter.-Steve Ganshert 2012
I receive many calls from charitable
organizations. I need to look up “Save
the Fleas.”
Alexander the Great has been downgraded to
Alexander the Above Average.
The term
“money bags” used to refer to someone rich.
Today it applies to anything taken on airplane.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Potential
bacon shortage has Congressmen in a panic (pork shortage)
New
competition in salt sales expected to shake out (will have to wait and sea)
Today Alexander couldn't be called great because it would cause all the other dictators to have low self esteem.
ReplyDeleteYou pegged that correctly. It would all be his parents' or his teachers' fault.
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