Rambler 390

For the local fishing tournament I won the pole position.

When nature calls…..verify the Area Code.

We’re having a new roof and new siding put on.  It’s like listening to a herd of woodpeckers pecking in unison.

(Does pecking qualify as a sound bite?)

I look forward to the elections being over.   Then I will only have to listen to ads for drugs.

I am not sure how our overall math scores are faring, but politics has sure improved our division.

Cows are now being fed candy because of the shortage of feed.   Will they give malted milk directly now?

Speaking of the siding (above), I think my brain has been impounded.

I have hammer toes and am getting a hammer head.

I wonder if I am still of a sound mind.

We used to have wall hangings.  Now it’s wall bangings.

This week’s theme song: “They’re coming to take me away, ha ha.”

News Items (possibly):

School of Ophthalmology seeking new pupils

Sidewalk Official walking back his recent statements (he should have “curbed” his temper)