Rambler 388

IPad-egotist’s home

The National Lost and Found Warehouse is in Nameless, Texas.

Next month, for Halloween, I’ll have to replace the scream door.

The pun is mightier than the swored.

A member of the brass section of our local jazz band is scheduled for a sax change.

Watch the pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves.   – source unknown  Update-watch the billions and the trillions will take care of themselves.

Not that mosquitoes are large in Minnesota, but I just had to replace the chicken wire over the windows to keep them out.

There was a man named Mel Caldwell

Who had a mania for ringing the doorbell

One fateful day

With the wires he did play

And the last bell rang for Mel

News Headlines (possibly):

Scientist at South Pole loses his cool

Resident of Shalimar Florida loses his pool (trying for equal coverage)