The
boomerang company had a strict, no return policy.
Upon
further reflection I decided to buy the mirror.
Psychologists
have studied the phenomena of people carrying IPads, IPods and Apple computers
everywhere. Many people will not leave home
without one of these devices.
They have
determined that such people have become Applehaulics.
I
recently read that the human stomach can digest a razor blade. I’m not too keen on trying that.
My ability
to generate mucus has exceeded my greatest expectorations.
I use an
oximeter (a COPD gadget) to check the oxygen content in my blood. It should be suggested for elected officials-something
seems to be lacking in their thinking.
Sufferers of dry mouth are conducting a
strategy session in Nowata, Oklahoma.
(Epitome of dry humor)
Universities
with the “best” business schools seem to be increasing their prices the
most. One would think if they were that
good they would be able to reduce prices.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Punter
kicked off the team (He’ll no longer be invited to “T”)
Price war
on ovens heating up
I have no doubt that something is lackin' in the brains of our politicians but be careful what you say...they give enough excuses for their foul ups without giving them a medical one. They would just use that to play on people's sympathy.
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