In
Chicago, police shot and killed a felon.
They also wounded 9 bystanders.
At the
same time in Florida a shopper with a concealed carry permit shot and killed
one of the two men robbing a store. He
injured no bystanders.
Maybe the
Chicago police should get concealed carry permits.
I give my
wife a lot of credit. But then I have to
pay for it.
The
waitress asked if I would like some bean soup.
I replied: “you’re darn tootin’.”
At the
Sleep Number Bed Store I asked for the 40 Winks Model.
I tried
to return the company’s call, but their ad said no returns accepted.
The mayor
of Vidalia, GA, will be giving his “State of the Onion Speech” next week. (Guaranteed to be a tear jerker)
His
attempts to follow the straight and narrow took him abroad.
Because
of all of the pork they handle, Congressmen are being given swine flu shots.
Speaking
of Congress: how do so many do so little at such great cost?
News
Headlines (possibly):
New FAA
rules up in the air
Tree
trimming company has a new man at the elm
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