Rambler 382

Elected officials in Goobertown, AZ, work for peanuts.

A local builder concentrated his efforts in some of the older areas of town.   He would never remodel.   He always razed the old buildings many of which were salvageable.

A local psychologist surmised that this man had an “Edifice Wrecks” complex.

A murder out East involved a woman killing her husband with a coffee cup.  This gives a new meaning to “mugging.”  (There  will be new reports on the dangers related to drinking coffee.)

There once was a man from Maine

With a high tolerance for pain

While fishing for crabs

Into the water he grabs

And now only two fingers remain

I must be growing taller.  I am coming up through the top my hair.

Anne Arcky, spokeswoman for Occupy Wall Street vows there will be more demonstrations at the two political conventions.

For Halloween this year I am going to look up the prices of decorations in Kelley’s Boo Book.

News Headlines (possibly):

Growers asking for subsidies of strawberry fields forever

August 24^th,  Waffle Day, celebrated by politicians (at least this year)

Orkin debugging new extermination system