Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Rambler 374


The Insomniac Society is holding a sleep-in at Coffee City, Texas.  (Wake up service will be provided.)

There was a recent news item about a guru who had those in attendance walking over hot coals. Over 20 people were treated for burns.   It calls to mind that phrase in sports: “….the agony of defeet.”

The word monosyllabic is ironic.  It takes 5 syllables to denote a word of one syllable.

The shirt comes off much easier if the suspenders are down.

Based on the success of the recent black and white film, a new opera has been written for mimes (no music).   It will be “The Opera Wind Free.”

I removed the deer’s skin and put it in a tanning bed.

There once was a man taking pills
Who sent his friends to the hills
There was a disruption
As he had an eruption
After he took his pills with some dills

News Headlines (possibly):

Drought makes planting new orchards fruitless

New gourmet cookware not panning out

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