The Insomniac Society is holding a sleep-in at
Coffee City, Texas. (Wake up service
will be provided.)
There was
a recent news item about a guru who had those in attendance walking over hot
coals. Over 20 people were treated for burns.
It calls to mind that phrase in sports: “….the agony of defeet.”
The word
monosyllabic is ironic. It takes 5
syllables to denote a word of one syllable.
The shirt
comes off much easier if the suspenders are down.
Based on
the success of the recent black and white film, a new opera has been written
for mimes (no music). It will be “The
Opera Wind Free.”
I removed
the deer’s skin and put it in a tanning bed.
There once was a man taking pills
Who sent his friends to the hills
There was a disruption
As he had an eruption
After he took his pills with some dills
News
Headlines (possibly):
Drought
makes planting new orchards fruitless
New
gourmet cookware not panning out
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