Rambler 375

The clock repair man was called for a clock that had an uneven tick and tock.   A review of the clock and its motion indicated the back of the clock was warped causing the pendulum to rub.

He determined the problem was bow tocks.

Mayor Bloomberg considering banning exhaling to reduce carbon emissions.

My wife broke her leg in 3 places.   We avoid those places now.

They went on their vacation to the nudist colony loaded for bare.

The Olympic attire for Team U.S.A. was a drab gray.   What will it be next time, camouflage?  (We must be apologizing for using too much color in the past)

At M.I.T. the English and Physics Departments are working together to build a participle accelerator.

The chef had the reputation of never putting cheese and bread crumbs on any\ of his meals.  He became known as a persona non au gratin.

The Silent Majority is holding an international convention in Middelfart (Denmark).   (The event is non-smoking due to spark hazards)

A new restaurant chain is opening that specializes in duck: Quacker Barrel.

News Headlines (possibly):

Chess player has a checkered past

Olympics teeming with people

Checker player's game needs a jump start