The
Shining Co. became famous for its large and lavish entertainment cabinets. They were so large that they had room for
large TV’s, bars and seating. Sales were
soaring and they couldn’t keep up with orders.
Soon
everyone was looking for a night in Shining armoire.
The
longer you go without a phone call the higher the probability you will get
multiple phone calls at the same time.
I am having a colonoscopy in My Large Intestine,
TX.
I watched
an ad for mesh implant law suits. I am
not sure I would pick that firm: Lee Murphy Law. (Based on what I have heard, Murphy’s Law has
interesting outcomes.)
Our
neighbor’s yard was looking so much better than ours that when they were on
vacation, I went over and spread Weed and Fleed.
The
Funeral Industry has developed a new line of clothing for burial: Fruit of the
Tomb.
News Headlines (possibly):
Crisco laying off employees to cut fat
New pastry chef on a roll
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