Monday, July 30, 2012

Rambler 373


The Shining Co. became famous for its large and lavish entertainment cabinets.  They were so large that they had room for large TV’s, bars and seating.  Sales were soaring and they couldn’t keep up with orders.

Soon everyone was looking for a night in Shining armoire.

The longer you go without a phone call the higher the probability you will get multiple phone calls at the same time.

I am having a colonoscopy in My Large Intestine, TX.

I watched an ad for mesh implant law suits.   I am not sure I would pick that firm: Lee Murphy Law.  (Based on what I have heard, Murphy’s Law has interesting outcomes.)

Our neighbor’s yard was looking so much better than ours that when they were on vacation, I went over and spread Weed and Fleed.

The Funeral Industry has developed a new line of clothing for burial: Fruit of the Tomb.

News Headlines (possibly):

Crisco laying off employees to cut fat

New pastry chef on a roll

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