I went to the clinic and asked to see the which Dr. When they gave me a funny look I told them I never know which Dr. I will get.
Local
bike race officials were questioned about restricting competition bikes to one
brand. They said they were trying for a
Schwinn win situation.
Congress
has banned hanging on gallows-outlawing trap doors. They said they have closed another loophole. (Talk about gallows humor.)
The royal
carpenter made a throne that collapsed and had to make another which also
failed.
The
carpenter, desperate to keep the royal business, called in a consultant who
watched the construction process. He
noted the throne was dropped from a two foot ledge as a shock test.
The
consultant went to the carpenter and said “I have found the problem. Your test toss a throne level is too low.”
Ousted politicians remind me of an old movie: “The
Days of Whine and Poses.”
Horse whisperers are conducting a seminar in
Yellville, AR.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Tree
removal company puts lean on house
New line
of garden statues stands out
Good stuff as usual. Your Captcha stuff is hard for me to read even on the computer. It is impossible for me to read on the phone and since I can't it won't let me comment... sorry but I kinda gave up. Still do love your stuff though. Just wanted you to know that I got a lot of the Ideas for my new strip Geezerhood from some of the emails you send me. Thanks a lot, I really do appreciate you.
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I hope you're in good health.
Steve