RAMBLER 366

The Department of Transportation now requires seat belts on horses.  The rollover bar is planned for next year.  The exhaust system will require an annual inspection.

There used to be a TV program called: “I’ve got a Secret.”

Today we have a government that has no secrets.

While in physical rehab last year I had to wear pressure socks (knee high) which were difficult for nurses to put on my legs.   They often put on talc to make them slide easier.  One asked what would happen if they used flour.   I said that should be fine if it is self-rising flour.  (At that point they muttered something about mental rehab)

Someone said I was rather nonchalant.   I am now trying to be chalant.

Does the Army allow wearing tank tops when operating tanks?

The Leanord Nimoy Fan Club is convening in Vulcan, West Virginia.

I am known for one-liners.   When I run out, I am forced to use multiple lines.

I was the tee polisher for our H.S. golf team.

During my time at the cheese factory I put the holes in the Swiss Cheese.

News Headlines (possibly):

Colorado forest fire fighters not out of the woods yet

Airline fees a soar subject