Rambler 364

Linguist-a person who eats linguini

I signed up for a new phone plan.  It is for 2 years or 100,000 words.  Words of more than one syllable count double.

I am approaching 4,000 miles on my air dyne bike.   How many are required to join a bike gang?

Angels’ food cake competition will be held in Devils Den, CA.

Explunge-rapid departure from the pool due to cold water

There was a man known for his levity

While also famed for his joviality

Was better known

For his full blown      (pun intended)

Problems with great flatuousity    (generating wind)

Recently, there was a report on TV that honey was good brain food.   The next day there was a report that sugar decreased brain power.  One of the two researchers either had too much or too little sugar.

A man was having tea at a shop in Viet Nam.  He called the owner over to say it was the best tea he had ever had.

The owner said the flavor improves if the ground is hoed between the rows.   He said the best is donkey hoe tea.  (Say it fast to get the windmill of your mind moving)

If I dispel something do I remove all the letters?