Rambler 367

The “2012 Overture”, sequel to the “1812 Overture”, will be available later this month.  (Due to gun control, no canons will be used.)  Pictures of atom smashing from the cyclotron will be shown for you to picture the missing big bang.

Spain must be experiencing a “Bear Market.”   They had to cut the budget for the running of the bulls this year.

Egnostic-one who neither believes nor disbelieves that the chicken came before the egg

A wild game cookout will take place at Forked Deer, Tennessee.

Somebody is always “pushing the envelope.”   Would it help any if some of us pulled?

Buyopsy-analysis of where the money was spent  (autopsy would be the study of money wasted by the government)

I went into Best Buy and asked for some dill pixels and was escorted out in HD (hasty departure).

The current politics make the following quote more than appropriate:

“We do not need to get good laws to restrain bad people. We need to get good people to restrain us from bad laws.”
― G.K. Chesterton

News Headlines (possibly):

Tree removals at state park leave officials stumped

Heavy tourist trade swamps Everglades’ guides

San Diego: White shark spotted  (is it a Dalmation or a shark?)