Rambler 361

New Jersey now requires pets to be seat belted while NYC is banning soft drinks over 16 ounces.   If you are transporting gold fish in NJ be sure they are in seat belts and if you cross into NYC be sure they are in a small container.

The National Millionaire’s Club is conducting meetings in Tightwad, MO.   Bring your own lunch and drinks.

This past week I had my one year follow up for palliative care (for my COPD).  I am not sure if this was to confirm that I was still living or to determine if help is still needed.

There was a man in Boise

Who was always quite noisy

When neighbors complained

He quickly enplained

And returned to his home in New Joisy

In Math we were taught to round up to the nearest whole number.  Watching the number grow on the national debt tells me we are in the last big round up.

Doughnut Day followed the announcement of limits of soft drinks to 16 oz. or less.   Guess the calorie savings on soft drinks allows for more doughnuts.  (I think there was a hole in his logic.)

 

News Headlines (possibly):

Mayor Bloomberg considering rationing toilet paper to reduce water purification costs

Horse trailers traveling through New Jersey will be required to have restraining straps on the horses

Headlines will be in smaller fonts to save ink