The Beano Sales Meeting will take place in
Gassville, Arkansas this year. (Think I’ll
pass on that one.)
The frognosis for amphibians is good (except for Newt Gingrich).
My trainer said a running nose does not qualify as
exercise.
There once was a man from Duluth
Who was late to lose his milk tooth
While eating many an olive
Became quite argumentative
He would only drink dry vermouth
There was a news item about a $1 million law suit
over a dinosaur skeleton. Guess someone
has a bone to pick.
Mayor Bloomberg is planning to ration toilet
paper. He feels this will help reduce
obesity. You need less if you eat less.
I have some expensive fly rods but got a funny look
when I asked the bank if they have a pole vault.
A member of Hemingway’s family is publishing a new
book on prostate problems: “The Old Man and the Pee.”
News
Headlines (possibly):
Shipping
grains overseas leading to a bran drain
Department
of energy bans cars from using brights at night to reduce energy consumption
Local
swimming pool adding a dive through window
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