Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Rambler 362


The Beano Sales Meeting will take place in Gassville, Arkansas this year.  (Think I’ll pass on that one.)

The frognosis for amphibians is good (except for Newt Gingrich).

My trainer said a running nose does not qualify as exercise.

There once was a man from Duluth
Who was late to lose his milk tooth
While eating many an olive
Became quite argumentative
He would only drink dry vermouth

There was a news item about a $1 million law suit over a dinosaur skeleton.   Guess someone has a bone to pick.

Mayor Bloomberg is planning to ration toilet paper.   He feels this will help reduce obesity. You need less if you eat less.

I have some expensive fly rods but got a funny look when I asked the bank if they have a pole vault.

A member of Hemingway’s family is publishing a new book on prostate problems: “The Old Man and the Pee.”

News Headlines (possibly):

Shipping grains overseas leading to a bran drain

Department of energy bans cars from using brights at night to reduce energy consumption

Local swimming pool adding a dive through window

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