When I was in physical rehab the room temperature
was set extremely low one night. My
daughter said she was afraid I had become a “pop”sicle.
Are “made in America” tags being made in China?
He deftly pulled out his Bic
To light the candle’s wick
He forgot to ask
About the oxygen mask
And he
had a launch that was quick
Both
parties are getting plenty of exercise “walking back” statements from the day
prior.
A novel
about Spandex is soon to be published: “Withering Tights.”
Shareholders
disappointed by earnings are calling the CEO of the linoleum company on the
carpet.
“The Apprentice” is being filmed in Firetown, CT.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Proctologists behind in insurance
Pickle companies experiencing a brine drain
Fisherman posts a kelp wanted ad
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