Monday, June 11, 2012

Rambler 359


My occasional problems with constipation no longer seem significant after hearing the queen was on the throne for 60 years.
 
“April showers”…..prevent B.O.

Science fiction author Ray Bradbury died recently.   I hope his soul did not go in the direction of “Fahrenheit 451.”

He always has a leg up on the competition-because  his foot is in his mouth.

“Silence of the Lambs” is at the show in Loudville, MA.

Watching the political ads makes me feel like I am in that movie: “Numb and Number.”

Watching our increasing national debt leads me to believe our budget is handled by an add hock committee.

Do arsonists wear blazers?

A local restaurant specializing in slices of meat loaf designed a cutter that would slice a whole loaf with one swing.   Now that volume has increased fourfold they are looking for a 4 loaf cleaver.

News Headlines (possibly):

Reduced mosquito control budget comes back to bite

Opposing views lead to heated arguments over global warming

Elevator sales going up

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