My occasional problems with constipation no longer
seem significant after hearing the queen was on the throne for 60 years.
“April showers”…..prevent B.O.
Science fiction author Ray Bradbury died
recently. I hope his soul did not go in
the direction of “Fahrenheit 451.”
He always has a leg up on the competition-because his foot is in his mouth.
“Silence of the Lambs” is at the show in Loudville,
MA.
Watching
the political ads makes me feel like I am in that movie: “Numb and Number.”
Watching our increasing national debt leads me to
believe our budget is handled by an add hock committee.
Do arsonists wear blazers?
A local restaurant specializing in slices of meat
loaf designed a cutter that would slice a whole loaf with one swing. Now that volume has increased fourfold they
are looking for a 4 loaf cleaver.
News Headlines
(possibly):
Reduced
mosquito control budget comes back to bite
Opposing
views lead to heated arguments over global warming
Elevator
sales going up
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