Recent archeological discoveries indicate Friar
Puck was the captain of Robin Hood’s hockey team.
The Dept. of the Navy announced it will be putting
non slip surfaces in all ship restrooms to reduce “head” injuries.
The National Cremation Association is holding its
annual get together in Asheville, NC.
(Smoking will be allowed.) There
will be reports of net urnings.
The death of a man impaled by two rods at a local
shish kebob restaurant has been ruled a skewer side.
Was the "Midnight Ride of Paul Revere" eastern standard time or daylight savings time?
Was the "Midnight Ride of Paul Revere" eastern standard time or daylight savings time?
Watching elected officials has convinced me that we
have many great extemperroneous speakers.
Political
candidates are not the only ones involved in a flip flop. Wall Street flipped the switch on the
Facebook stock and ended up with a big flop.
It all began with a wheeze
For a man about to sneeze
He was quickly propelled
Once it was expelled
Sending him out in the trees
I have
been disgruntled. How do I get back to
gruntled?
News
Headlines (possibly):
Slinky
sales in a downward spiral
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