Even with the impasse in both Houses of Congress we
are facing taxes. They are taxing our
patience.
A new skin cream is being made from the bulls
killed in bullfights-Oil of Ole’.
If Facebook stock price drops, will they lose face?
Now that I am approaching 70, I am beginning to
enjoy hip pop music.
Because of the obesity problem, The Health
Department says photographers can no longer tell subjects to “say cheese.” There is too much fat and cholesterol in
cheese.
Recent problems indicate that some Secret Service
Agents thought they were working under cover.
A new opera has been written with no music from
horns or reeds. The networks plan to
air the Opera Wind Free Show.
National Porta Potty Companies will hold their
convention in Relief, CA, after the paperwork is completed.
There once a man quite livid
When he was served food insipid
He was at no loss
For which item to toss
The mess it made was quite vivid
News
Headlines (possibly):
Drought reports
drying up
Internet
to slow down email to compete with snail mail
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