Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Rambler 357


Was the actress Ginger Rogers a member of the Spice Girls?

A local over- the-road truck driver was found to be a hoarder.   They found the warehouse he had rented as well as his house and garage were completely filled with old or used computer equipment.   This included Mac’s, Apples, IPods, etc., but no other brands.
After an interview by a psychologist it was determined that over time the man had become an Applehaulic.

Old saying update:
Throw the book at someone: to punish severely for breaking rules or the law
Revised: Throw the Nook or Kindle at someone.  (This can be the equivalent of many books.)

There was man who liked to practical joke
And everyone around him would poke
But he was paid back
By a sneak attack
As his desk went up in smoke

The Terminex Sales Meeting is taking place in Bugscuffle, TN.

Where do idioms come from?   Idiots?  (Another question: where do some of these city names originate?)

News Headlines (possibly):

National Weather Service Manager quit-must have had a cloudy future

Arsonist may be seeing an old flame

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