Rambler 354

The competition among potato launchers resulted in one going into orbit.   It has been named “Spudnik.”

National Trumpet competition will be in Tuba City, AZ.  (Notes from last year’s meeting will be played)

 

Antimation-sudden, jerky, motions caused by hundreds of ants biting your legs

There was a boat coming to shore

At 30 miles an hour or more       (Star Trek wharf speed?)

It hit the pier

Which it did shear

And the boat exists no more

Studies show that beauty contests in China are miss oriented.

Happenstance-the position you were in when things started to go wrong.

I bought robot luggage to avoid the charge for a carry-on bag.

Over the next few months candidates will be trying to sell us on their idiotology.

News Headlines (possibly):

New washing machine design agitates customers

Guillotine producers’  sales running neck and neck

FAA is now responsible for pilot lights